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My 16 year old son has a problem with having extremely large bowel movements. He is 16 years old and about 3 years ago he started to regularly plug up our toilet. I had to unplug it many times. Now he is more private about it and cleans it up himself with tools we leave in the bathroom.

Last weekend we took a trip on my brother’s boat. They have a portable toilet onboard. When he decided he had to go he told me he couldn’t use it because the bowl was too small. I pulled the “flush” lever which opens the hole at the bottom of the bowl so the stuff could go straight down to the reservoir and told him to try it like that. He still worried about it a little but eventually did it. After a few second he told me it wasn’t working right. When he openned the door the bowl was almost completely full. There was so much stuff there covering the hole that running the flushing water wouldn’t do anything except make a mess. To remove the bowl section from the reservoir you need to push in the flushing lever. If the throat from the bowl to the reservoir is clogged up that will make a mess. So I took the stuff in the bowl and put it in an empty half-gallon milk carton. When the bowl was empty and the throat cleaned out, the carton was 3/4 full. When I got the bowl section removed from the reservoir I found that a large amount of stuff had actually made it into the reservoir before it started to back up. I swear that kid produced a minimum of half a gallon of stool in one BM. He is big (6’6″ and 220lb) but it’s hard to believe it could all come out of one boy!

He has told me that he is afraid to use other peoples bathrooms and often holds it instead. I think he may have stretched out his colon to a rediculous size. He says he does not normally have constipation. I want to know what to do about this and if I should call the doctor. We have never mentioned this to the doctor mostly because until now I didn’t think it was that strange.

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Reading log

Updated for the week beginning 1 October, 2012:

Richardson, Samuel. Pamela; or, Virtue Rewarded. New York: Oxford University Press, 2008.

A candlelight vigil for Bair’s reading ofPamela will be held Monday evenings in communities across the nation.  Sumptuous refreshments will be provided.

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Helllo kitty

What the fuck am I doing here?

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stripped me of my dignity and made me feel isolated and alone

 

그 사람이 내 위엄이 날 옷을 벗긴 채 그는 나에게 고립 된 혼자 생각했다

Sander Kleinenberg This Is Miami

[Get off the wall, y'all! -ed.]

This is not Miami
This is not Bangkok
This is not Milano
This is not New York

This is not Chicago
This is not Hong Kong
This is not Helsinki
This is not London

This is not Ibiza
This is not Collogne
This is not Osaka
This is not Lisbon

This is not San Paolo
This is not Den Haag
This is not Toronto
This is not Prague

This is not Jakarta
This is not LA
This is not Monaco
This is not Bombay

This is not Vienna
This is not Shanghai
This is not Las Vegas
This is not Dubai

This is not Athena
This is not Jaffo
This is not Geneva
This is not Tokyo

This is not Kinshasa
This is not Paris
This is not Beirut
This is Miami

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Opa!

Updated for the week beginning 24 September, 2012:

Richardson, Samuel. Pamela; or, Virtue Rewarded. New York: Oxford University Press, 2008.

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A candlelight vigil for Bair’s reading of Pamela will be held Monday evenings in communities across the nation.  Please contact your local American Journal bureau for times and location.

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hit me in the head with a hair spray bottle.

Acts 2:37-41

Now when they heard this, they were acutely distressed and said to Peter and the rest of the apostles, “What should we do, brothers?”  Peter said to them, “Repent, and each one of you be baptized in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins, and you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit.  For the promise is for you and your children, and for all who are far away, as many as the Lord our God will call to himself.”  With many other words he testified and exhorted them saying, “Save yourselves from this perverse generation!”  So those who accepted his message were baptized, and that day about three thousand people were added.

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forced me to have sex with his puppy and numerous cats

Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.

Sir Winston ChurchillSpeech in November 1942

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